When a woman says “what?” Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s just giving you a chance to change what you said.
Category: Girl Friend Jokes
Here’s the number
Boy: Hey Beautiful, Can I have your number?
Girl: No, I have a boyfriend.
Boy: But I’m gay, can I have the number now?
Girl: Oh, okay! Here’s the number.
Boy: Thanks, I’m not really gay. Ha!
Girl: That’s my boyfriends number.
Mom, I’m pregnant
Daughter: Mom, I’m pregnant!
Mom: I thought I told you when a guy touches your boobs, say don’t, and when he touches you vagina, say stop.
Daughter: But he kept touching both, so it came out,”don’t, stop, don’t, stop.
I have a boyfriend
Boy: Hi.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I said hi, not suck my dick.
Asking a Chinese girl for her number
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
Help a woman when she’s in trouble
Help a woman when she’s in trouble. She will remember you when she’s in trouble again.
When you’re calling a woman
When you’re calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.
Girls want a lot from one guy
Girls want a lot from one guy. On the other hand, a guy only wants one thing from a lot of girls.
Women are always right
Rule No. 1: Women are always right.
Rule No. 2: If a woman is not right, Rule No.1 applies.
Sorry, I can’t hang out
Sorry, I can’t hang out. My auntie’s cousin’s brother in law’s best friend’s accountant’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Some other time maybe.