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Category: Girl Friend Jokes

I have a boyfriend

Boy: Hi.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I said hi, not suck my dick.

Author jokerCategories Girl Friend Jokes
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Asking a Chinese girl for her number

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

Author jokerCategories Girl Friend Jokes
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Help a woman when she’s in trouble

Help a woman when she’s in trouble. She will remember you when she’s in trouble again.

Author jokerCategories Funny Sayings, Girl Friend Jokes
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When you’re calling a woman

When you’re calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.

Author jokerCategories Funny Sayings, Girl Friend Jokes
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Girls want a lot from one guy

Girls want a lot from one guy. On the other hand, a guy only wants one thing from a lot of girls.

Author jokerCategories Funny Sayings, Girl Friend Jokes
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Women are always right

Rule No. 1: Women are always right.

Rule No. 2: If a woman is not right, Rule No.1 applies.

Author jokerCategories Funny Sayings, Girl Friend Jokes, Marriage Jokes
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Sorry, I can’t hang out

Sorry, I can’t hang out. My auntie’s cousin’s brother in law’s best friend’s accountant’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Some other time maybe.

Author jokerCategories Girl Friend Jokes
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Do you want to dance?

Man: Hi, do you want to dance?
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Woman: Yeah, sure!
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Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your pretty friend!

Author jokerCategories Girl Friend Jokes, Short Funny Jokes
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You are so kind, funny and beautiful

“You are so kind, funny and beautiful.”

“Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.”

“And smart, too!”

Author jokerCategories Girl Friend Jokes, Short Funny Jokes
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