Boy: Hi.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I said hi, not suck my dick.
Category: Girl Friend Jokes
Asking a Chinese girl for her number
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
Help a woman when she’s in trouble
Help a woman when she’s in trouble. She will remember you when she’s in trouble again.
When you’re calling a woman
When you’re calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.
Girls want a lot from one guy
Girls want a lot from one guy. On the other hand, a guy only wants one thing from a lot of girls.
Women are always right
Rule No. 1: Women are always right.
Rule No. 2: If a woman is not right, Rule No.1 applies.
Sorry, I can’t hang out
Sorry, I can’t hang out. My auntie’s cousin’s brother in law’s best friend’s accountant’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Some other time maybe.
Do you want to dance?
Man: Hi, do you want to dance?
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Woman: Yeah, sure!
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Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your pretty friend!
You are so kind, funny and beautiful
“You are so kind, funny and beautiful.”
“Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.”
“And smart, too!”