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Category: Funny Sayings

Of course I can keep secrets

Of course I kept secrets. But the people I told them to obviously didn’t.

Author jokerCategories Funny Sayings
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Alcohol does not solve any problems

Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Author jokerCategories Funny Sayings
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Help a woman when she’s in trouble

Help a woman when she’s in trouble. She will remember you when she’s in trouble again.

Author jokerCategories Funny Sayings, Girl Friend Jokes
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When you’re calling a woman

When you’re calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.

Author jokerCategories Funny Sayings, Girl Friend Jokes
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I’ll be there

I’ll be there to catch you whenever you fall.

Love, the floor.

Author jokerCategories Funny Sayings
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The last thing I want to do is to hurt you

The last thing I want to do is to hurt you.
But we’ll get there eventually, once I’ve gone through the entire list.

Author jokerCategories Funny Sayings
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If the grass is greener on the other side

If the grass is greener on the other side, fair bet is, the water bill is higher too.

Author jokerCategories Funny Sayings
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It may seem like I’m doing nothing

It may seem like I’m doing nothing, but I’m actively waiting for my problems to disappear.

Author jokerCategories Funny Sayings
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The snorers

The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.

Author jokerCategories Fun Facts, Funny Sayings, One Liners Jokes
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Promises are like babies

Promises are like babies… They’re fun to make but hard to deliver.

Author jokerCategories Funny Sayings, Marriage Jokes
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