Of course I kept secrets. But the people I told them to obviously didn’t.
Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Help a woman when she’s in trouble. She will remember you when she’s in trouble again.
When you’re calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.
I’ll be there to catch you whenever you fall.
Love, the floor.
The last thing I want to do is to hurt you.
But we’ll get there eventually, once I’ve gone through the entire list.
If the grass is greener on the other side, fair bet is, the water bill is higher too.
It may seem like I’m doing nothing, but I’m actively waiting for my problems to disappear.
The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.
Promises are like babies… They’re fun to make but hard to deliver.