All my life I thought air was for free. That was until I bought a bag of crisps.
Category: Funny Sayings
Money alone won’t make you happy
Money alone won’t make you happy. You’ve got to own it.
I’m standing outside
I’m standing outside. In other words, I’m outstanding.
Dolphins are so smart
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
Light travels faster than sound
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Sometimes I drink water
Sometimes I drink water – just to surprise my liver.