Q: You can sleep on it, brush your teeth with it and sit on it, what is it?
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A: A bed, a tooth brush, and a chair.
Category: Funny Riddles
What’s got feathers but no wings?
Q: What’s got feathers but no wings?
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A: Your pillow.
What goes up when the water comes down?
Q: What goes up when the water comes down?
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A: An umbrella.
How many apples do you have?
Q: When you take 2 out of 3 apples away, how many apples do you have?
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A: The 2 apples you’ve taken with you.
How on earth does he do that?
Q: There’s a man who can tell the exact score before every soccer match. How on earth does he do that?
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A: The score before every soccer match is known to everyone. It is always 0:0.
Maybe I can hear everything but you’ll never hear me say a word
Q: Maybe I can hear everything but you’ll never hear me say a word. Who am I?
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A: Your ear.
How long would it take?
Q: You had 20 men build your house in two months. How long would it take 10 men to build the very same house?
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A: Zero seconds. The house was already built by the 20 men.
What word do all dictionaries spell wrong?
Q: What word do all dictionaries spell wrong?
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A: Wrong.
What gets quickly wet while drying?
Q: What gets quickly wet while drying?
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A: The towel.
What has three ways out and just one way in?
Question: What has three ways out and just one way in?
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Answer: A T-shirt!