Q: A doctor gave you 3 pills that you have to take every half hour. How long does it take you to use them all?
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A: One hour. You took the first one immediately.
Category: Funny Riddles
In what glasses shouldn’t you pour apple juice?
Q: In what glasses shouldn’t you pour apple juice?
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A: The already full ones.
What only runs and never walks?
What only runs and never walks, what has a mouth and never eats, and has a bed but never sleeps?
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A river.
What can you serve, but you seldom see eaten?
What can you serve, but you seldom see eaten?
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A volleyball.
What table can you eat?
Q: What table can you eat?
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A: A vegetable.
On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
Q: On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
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A: On the outside.
A man goes out in heavy rain
Q: A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn’t get wet. How does he do that?
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A: He is bald.
What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?
Q: What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?
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A: Your shadow.
What has one eye, four legs, and half an anus?
Q: What has one eye, four legs, and half an anus?
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A: Half a lobster!
What insect needs to eat the least?
Q: What insect needs to eat the least?
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A: The moth – it only eats holes.