Q. Where does Friday always come before Thursday?
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A: In a dictionary.
Category: Funny Riddles
What disappears the second you start talking about it?
Q: What disappears the second you start talking about it?
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A: Silence.
How many seconds are there in a year?
Q: How many seconds are there in a year?
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A: Twelve. Second of January, second of February…
How can somebody walk for 8 days without sleeping?
Q: How can somebody walk for 8 days without sleeping?
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A: He sleeps only at night.
What stays in the corner all the time but travels around the world?
Q: What stays in the corner all the time but travels around the world?
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A: Stamps.
How do you throw an egg on the floor without cracking it?
Q: How do you throw an egg on the floor without cracking it?
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A: Unless you have very bad floors, throw the egg any which way. The floor shouldn’t crack from a simple egg throw.
How could he do that?
Q: A man on a flat soccer field kicked a soccer ball 40 feet away. The ball came back immediately at the same speed. No one else and no object have been involved. The ball didn’t touch anything on its way. How did the man do that?
A: He kicked the ball up in the air.
Smart phone fell into a big mug of coffee
Q: Peter’s smart phone fell into a big mug of coffee but didn’t get wet. How was this possible?
A: It was coffee powder.
What has a tail and a head, but no body?
Q: What has a tail and a head, but no body?
A: A nickel.
What was the world’s highest mountain before the discovery of Mount Everest?
Question: What was the world’s highest mountain before the discovery of Mount Everest?
Answer: The Mount Everest (it doesn’t matter whether people discovered it or not, it was the highest mountain even before that!)