A: What do you call the fruits of anger?
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Q: Smacks.
Category: Funny Riddles
Is it legal to marry the sister of your widow?
Q: Is it legal to marry the sister of your widow?
A: Doesn’t matter. You are dead anyways.
Who earns money without working a single day?
A: Who earns money without working a single day?
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Q: The night watchman.
When can a man walk on water?
Q: When can a man walk on water?
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A: When the water gets really cold.
When does a man really like being alone?
Q: When does a man really like being alone?
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A: When he becomes an heir.
What is the longest word in the English language?
Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
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A: Smiles. There’s a whole mile between the two Ss.
Who is the biggest victim of the yo-yo effect?
Q: Who is the biggest victim of the yo-yo effect?
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A: The moon. It gains and loses every month.
What goes swimming with you but never gets wet?
Q: What goes swimming with you but never gets wet?
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A: Your shadow.
What do you have?
Q: A question in a math class. You have 2 apples in your hand and then you add another 4 apples in your hand. What do you have?
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A: A very big hand.
What is the difference between a car and toilet paper?
Q: What is the difference between a car and toilet paper?
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A: It’s perfectly OK to buy a used car.