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A basket with 20 apples

Q: You have a basket with 20 apples. You have 20 hungry children. Every child should get an apple but one apple should remain in the basket. How do you do that?

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A: You give 19 children one apple each and to the last one you give the basket containing the last apple.

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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How many months in the year have 28 days?

Q: How many months in the year have 28 days?

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A: All of them.

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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What nails are a pain to hammer into wood?

Q: What nails are a pain to hammer into wood?

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A: Your finger nails.

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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I see an ocean but no water. Where am I?

Question: I see an ocean but no water. Where am I?

Answer: In front of a world map.

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies?

Q: What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies?

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A: A roast chicken.

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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Which lion is a very good swimmer?

Q: Which lion is a very good swimmer?

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A: The sea-lion.

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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What question do you always have to answer with “Yes”?

Q: What question do you always have to answer with “Yes”?

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A: How to spell the word YES.

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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What question can never be answered with a yes?

Q: What question can never be answered with a yes?

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A: Are you asleep? (or Are you dead?)

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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Who lives an exhausting life? 

Q: Who lives an exhausting life?

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A: The exhaust.

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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Who can smell without having a nose? 

Q: Who can smell without having a nose?

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A: The cheese.

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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