Q: You have a basket with 20 apples. You have 20 hungry children. Every child should get an apple but one apple should remain in the basket. How do you do that?
A: You give 19 children one apple each and to the last one you give the basket containing the last apple.
Q: How many months in the year have 28 days?
A: All of them.
Q: What nails are a pain to hammer into wood?
A: Your finger nails.
Question: I see an ocean but no water. Where am I?
Answer: In front of a world map.
Q: What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies?
A: A roast chicken.
Q: Which lion is a very good swimmer?
A: The sea-lion.
Q: What question do you always have to answer with “Yes”?
A: How to spell the word YES.
Q: What question can never be answered with a yes?
A: Are you asleep? (or Are you dead?)
Q: Who lives an exhausting life?
A: The exhaust.
Q: Who can smell without having a nose?
A: The cheese.