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Taking a day off

Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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I’m a deck of cards

A patient bursts into a doctor’s office, “Doctor, I believe I’m a deck of cards!”

The doctor calmly replies, “Go sit in the waiting room, please, I’ll be dealing with you later.”

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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Spending a day in a well

If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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You can train a cat to do anything

You can train a cat to do anything the cat wants to do at the moment it wants to do it.

Author jokerCategories Fun Facts, Funny Puns
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Before you say something harsh

Before you say something harsh about someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. It’s very convenient because even if you’re really rude, you’re a mile away AND you’ve got their shoes.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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I got fired from the calendar factory

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was taking a day off.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Work Jokes
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Last thing my grandpa said to me

I remember the last thing my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket.
He said, “Hey Jack, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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Is there a hole in your shoe?

“Is there a hole in your shoe?”

“No.”

“Then how did you get your foot into it?”

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Short Funny Jokes
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How come there are no chairs at our table?

A guest calls the waiter and complains, “How come there are no chairs at our table?!”

The waiter shrugs, “I’m sorry but you only booked one table…”

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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Physics teacher break up with the biology teacher

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, One Liners Jokes
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