Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company.
Category: Funny Puns
I’m a deck of cards
A patient bursts into a doctor’s office, “Doctor, I believe I’m a deck of cards!”
The doctor calmly replies, “Go sit in the waiting room, please, I’ll be dealing with you later.”
Spending a day in a well
If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?
You can train a cat to do anything
You can train a cat to do anything the cat wants to do at the moment it wants to do it.
Before you say something harsh
Before you say something harsh about someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. It’s very convenient because even if you’re really rude, you’re a mile away AND you’ve got their shoes.
I got fired from the calendar factory
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was taking a day off.
Last thing my grandpa said to me
I remember the last thing my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket.
He said, “Hey Jack, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Is there a hole in your shoe?
“Is there a hole in your shoe?”
“No.”
“Then how did you get your foot into it?”
How come there are no chairs at our table?
A guest calls the waiter and complains, “How come there are no chairs at our table?!”
The waiter shrugs, “I’m sorry but you only booked one table…”
Physics teacher break up with the biology teacher
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.