I’m a deck of cards

A patient bursts into a doctor’s office, “Doctor, I believe I’m a deck of cards!”

The doctor calmly replies, “Go sit in the waiting room, please, I’ll be dealing with you later.”

  • stopusingreeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Assistant: Doctor, there’s someone outside who thinks he’s invisible!
    Doctor: Go tell him I can’t see him right now.