Category: Funny Puns

What should a proper lawyer wear to a court?
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A good law suit.

I’ve no home, I haven’t got control, I can’t see any escape. Way past the time I got a new keyboard.

They found a little hole in the wall of the women’s soccer team changing rooms.

Policemen are looking into it now.

If goods get damaged in transport, does it become ‘bads’?

37 consonants, 25 vowels, a question mark, and a comma went to court. They will be sentenced next Friday.

Shouldn’t pregnant women be called body builders?

A man sued an airline company after he lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

One skeleton to the other: Man, I’m so hard in love with Bella, I can barely think straight. I’d love to ask her out but I just don’t have the guts.

Where should a dog go when it’s lost its tail?

The retail store of course.

How to spot a blind man on a nudist beach?

Well it’s not hard, really…