When a woman says “what?” Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s just giving you a chance to change what you said.
Category: Fun Facts
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You little rebel, I like you.
Being British
Being British means driving your German car to an Irish pub to have a Belgian beer, then grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way home where you rest on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
The true nature of a human being
The true nature of a human being clearly shows when the supermarket opens a second cash desk.
You can train a cat to do anything
You can train a cat to do anything the cat wants to do at the moment it wants to do it.
The snorers
The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.
Is air for free?
All my life I thought air was for free. That was until I bought a bag of crisps.
Dogs have beloved masters
Dogs have beloved masters. Cats have waiting staff.
Is Google a he or a she?
Q: Is Google a he or a she?
A: A she, no doubt, because it won‘t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
A bank is a place that will lend you money
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.