When a woman says “what?” Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s just giving you a chance to change what you said.
DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE.
You little rebel, I like you.
Being British means driving your German car to an Irish pub to have a Belgian beer, then grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way home where you rest on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
The true nature of a human being clearly shows when the supermarket opens a second cash desk.
You can train a cat to do anything the cat wants to do at the moment it wants to do it.
The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.
All my life I thought air was for free. That was until I bought a bag of crisps.
Dogs have beloved masters. Cats have waiting staff.
Q: Is Google a he or a she?
A: A she, no doubt, because it won‘t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.