Q: Who is the biggest victim of the yo-yo effect?
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A: The moon. It gains and loses every month.
Author: joker
What goes swimming with you but never gets wet?
Q: What goes swimming with you but never gets wet?
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A: Your shadow.
What do you have?
Q: A question in a math class. You have 2 apples in your hand and then you add another 4 apples in your hand. What do you have?
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A: A very big hand.
What is the difference between a car and toilet paper?
Q: What is the difference between a car and toilet paper?
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A: It’s perfectly OK to buy a used car.
How long does it take you to use them all?
Q: A doctor gave you 3 pills that you have to take every half hour. How long does it take you to use them all?
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A: One hour. You took the first one immediately.
In what glasses shouldn’t you pour apple juice?
Q: In what glasses shouldn’t you pour apple juice?
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A: The already full ones.
What only runs and never walks?
What only runs and never walks, what has a mouth and never eats, and has a bed but never sleeps?
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A river.
What can you serve, but you seldom see eaten?
What can you serve, but you seldom see eaten?
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A volleyball.
What table can you eat?
Q: What table can you eat?
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A: A vegetable.
On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
Q: On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
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A: On the outside.