Q: What question do you always have to answer with “Yes”?
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A: How to spell the word YES.
Author: joker
What question can never be answered with a yes?
Q: What question can never be answered with a yes?
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A: Are you asleep? (or Are you dead?)
Who lives an exhausting life?
Q: Who lives an exhausting life?
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A: The exhaust.
Who can smell without having a nose?
Q: Who can smell without having a nose?
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A: The cheese.
What do you call the fruits of anger?
A: What do you call the fruits of anger?
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Q: Smacks.
Is it legal to marry the sister of your widow?
Q: Is it legal to marry the sister of your widow?
A: Doesn’t matter. You are dead anyways.
Who earns money without working a single day?
A: Who earns money without working a single day?
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Q: The night watchman.
When can a man walk on water?
Q: When can a man walk on water?
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A: When the water gets really cold.
When does a man really like being alone?
Q: When does a man really like being alone?
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A: When he becomes an heir.
What is the longest word in the English language?
Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
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A: Smiles. There’s a whole mile between the two Ss.