Q: A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn’t get wet. How does he do that?
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A: He is bald.
Author: joker
What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?
Q: What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?
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A: Your shadow.
What has one eye, four legs, and half an anus?
Q: What has one eye, four legs, and half an anus?
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A: Half a lobster!
What insect needs to eat the least?
Q: What insect needs to eat the least?
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A: The moth – it only eats holes.
You can sleep on it, brush your teeth with it and sit on it, what is it?
Q: You can sleep on it, brush your teeth with it and sit on it, what is it?
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A: A bed, a tooth brush, and a chair.
What’s got feathers but no wings?
Q: What’s got feathers but no wings?
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A: Your pillow.
What goes up when the water comes down?
Q: What goes up when the water comes down?
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A: An umbrella.
How many apples do you have?
Q: When you take 2 out of 3 apples away, how many apples do you have?
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A: The 2 apples you’ve taken with you.
How on earth does he do that?
Q: There’s a man who can tell the exact score before every soccer match. How on earth does he do that?
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A: The score before every soccer match is known to everyone. It is always 0:0.
Maybe I can hear everything but you’ll never hear me say a word
Q: Maybe I can hear everything but you’ll never hear me say a word. Who am I?
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A: Your ear.