Q: How much earth lies in a hole 3 feet deep and 3 feet wide?
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A: None. It wouldn’t be a hole anymore if there were earth in it.
Author: joker
What is at the center of Earth?
What is at the center of Earth?
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An R. (eaRth)
The more he has the less he weighs. What is it?
Q: The more he has the less he weighs. What is it?
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A: Cheese with holes.
What has 6 feet and sings?
Q: What has 6 feet and sings?
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A: The singing trio.
A basket with 20 apples
Q: You have a basket with 20 apples. You have 20 hungry children. Every child should get an apple but one apple should remain in the basket. How do you do that?
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A: You give 19 children one apple each and to the last one you give the basket containing the last apple.
How many months in the year have 28 days?
Q: How many months in the year have 28 days?
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A: All of them.
What nails are a pain to hammer into wood?
Q: What nails are a pain to hammer into wood?
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A: Your finger nails.
I see an ocean but no water. Where am I?
Question: I see an ocean but no water. Where am I?
Answer: In front of a world map.
What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies?
Q: What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies?
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A: A roast chicken.
Which lion is a very good swimmer?
Q: Which lion is a very good swimmer?
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A: The sea-lion.