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Why do cows wear bells?

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work.

Author jokerCategories Animal Jokes, Two Line Jokes
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I wish people would stop calling me a lousy bum

I wish people would stop calling me a lousy bum. I’ve been lice free for at least a year.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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What’s a pirate’s favorite

What’s a pirate’s favorite school subject?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

What’s a pirate’s favorite sweater material?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgyle

What’s a pirate’s favorite branch of the military?

“Uh, the Arrrrrrrrrrrmy?”

No, the Navy, dumbass. Why would a pirate like the Army better? Fucking moron.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Work Jokes
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What did the pirate say

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye Matey.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes, Work Jokes
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I tried to catch fog

I tried to catch fog yesterday,

Mist.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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A car going the wrong way on Interstate 90

A senior citizen called her husband during his drive home, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 90, Please be careful!”

Herman said, “It’s not just one car. There’s hundreds of them!”

Author jokerCategories Short Funny Jokes, Two Line Jokes
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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Someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds

Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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Women only call me ugly until…

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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