Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
A collection of best jokes to enlighten your day
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
I wish people would stop calling me a lousy bum. I’ve been lice free for at least a year.
What’s a pirate’s favorite school subject?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
What’s a pirate’s favorite sweater material?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgyle
What’s a pirate’s favorite branch of the military?
“Uh, the Arrrrrrrrrrrmy?”
No, the Navy, dumbass. Why would a pirate like the Army better? Fucking moron.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye Matey.
I tried to catch fog yesterday,
Mist.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo.