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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

Author jokerCategories Animal Jokes, Two Line Jokes
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To the handicapped guy who stole my bag

To the handicapped guy who stole my bag –

You can hide but you can’t run.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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What’s green, fuzzy

What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

A pool table.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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What time does Sean Connery show up

What time does Sean Connery show up to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes
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A young man about to jump off

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building

He yells “Don’t do it! You have so much potential!”

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes, Work Jokes
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What do you call a dog with no legs.

What do you call a dog with no legs.

It don’t matter, its not going to come.

Author jokerCategories Animal Jokes, Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes
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What’s the difference

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire!

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Because it was two tired!

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes
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