Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!
Author: joker
Since you’ve started dieting
Oh darling, since you’ve started dieting, you’ve become such a passionate kisser…
What do you mean, passionate? I’m looking for food remains!
New drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.
Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.”
Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?”
Doctor: “Every two hours.”
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover the loss.
I’m starting to understand why a Navy captain always goes down with his ship.
Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”
Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”
Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.”
Where do tampons go?
“Mom, where do tampons go?”
“Where the babies come from, darling.”
“In the stork?”
What’s as big as an elephant but weighs 0 kg?
Q: What’s as big as an elephant but weighs 0 kg?
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A: The elephant’s shadow.
Which hand do you use to wipe your butt?
Prank question:
Which hand do you use to wipe your butt?
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The right one, what an odd question?
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Oh, I simply use toilet paper…
Who eats a lot of iron without getting sick?
Q: Who eats a lot of iron without getting sick?
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A: The rust.
When a child is going to school for the first time, where will it sit?
Q: When a child is going to school for the first time, where will it sit?
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A: Nowhere, it is still going.