Author: joker

The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.

Joke’s on her, my fetish is fake orgasms.

Two clowns are eating a cannibal, when one turns to the other and says, “I think we’re doing this joke wrong”

My recliner and I go way back.

I once tried to date a tennis player, but love meant nothing to her.

I’m looking at my ceiling – not saying it’s the greatest ceiling in the world… but it’s up there

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

I like Freudian slips as much as the next gay.

If you’re here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue…

My wife gets annoyed if I mess with her red wine, so I’ve added fruit and lemonade to it and now she sangria than ever.