Author: joker

Cleavage is like the sun. You can look, but don’t stare.. Unless you’re wearing sunglasses.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

I’ve never shot a gun because that would be a weird target

‪My manager hid her food during the FBI raid so they couldn’t Caesar Salad. ‬

My buddy used to date a cross-eyed girl until he found out she was seeing someone on the side.

I just donated $100 to a blind children’s charity, not that the kids will ever see any of it.

I can always tell when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.

I just got fired from my job at the bakery, which is upsetting cause I really kneaded the dough.

Every time you ingest food coloring, you dye a little inside.

When I was younger I felt like a man trapped in a woman’s body. Then I was born.