Author: joker

2 in 1 people have multiple personality disorder.

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.

I’m always frank with my sexual partners, I wouldn’t want them to know my real name.

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve been told I’m racist, black people would try to rob me.

My carbon monoxide detector won’t stop beeping, and its giving me a headache and dizziness and nausea.

I asked the judge to shorten my sentence and he interrupted me.

My doctor told me to drink two glasses of red wine after a hot bath but I can’t even finish drinking the hot bath.

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body, but I’m so polite, I only look at the covered parts.

Probably the worst thing you can hear when you’re wearing a bikini is “Good for you!”

I just made up a new word: plagiarism.