Author: joker

I have a chicken proof lawn…it’s impeccable.

I just ordered 2000 lbs of won ton soup.

I made love to my wife for an hour and 5 minutes last night… thanks daylight savings time!

Dark humor is like food, some people don’t have any

I lost all my weed in a series of small fires.

To quit smoking, I only smoke after every meal. I am down to 40 meals a day.

My friend was late to our cannibal dinner party, so I gave him the cold shoulder