My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse but I beat her to it.
Author: joker
It took me a long time
It took me a long time to realize I was a slow learner
My poor knowledge of Greek
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
The ocean is salty.
The ocean is salty because land doesn’t wave back.
Don’t spell part backwards
Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.
Where would we be?
Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
6:30 is the best time on a clock
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
I ordered a book called “How To Deal With Impatience”
I ordered a book called “How To Deal With Impatience”, but it STILL hasn’t fucking arrived.
My girlfriend thinks I am incapable of being faithful
My girlfriend thinks I am incapable of being faithful but my wife never mentions it.
I know a guy addicted to brake fluid
I know a guy addicted to brake fluid, he says he can stop anytime.