Author: joker

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

Untrained doctors make me sick.

I need an insensitive joke to tell my deaf friend. Preferably one he’s never heard.

I have been winning egg hunts since before I was born.

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

I only use a single bag in my kitchen trash can

A missing letter can make a word of difference.

Procrastination is a dish best served eventually.

Jokes about socialism aren’t funny unless you share them with everyone.

You can get your asshole bleached and just tell people you changed your ringtone.