Author: joker

Don’t let an extra chromosome get you down.

People are making end of the world jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

I put root beer in a square glass and all I got was beer.

An opinion without 3.14 is just an onion

Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me

I’m an archaeologist and my life is in ruins

I used to steal Mitch Hedberg’s jokes; I still do, but I used to too.

Man with authority walks into a bar and orders everyone a round!

I have a fear of elevators, but I’ve started taking steps to avoid it.

I’ve had amnesia for as long as I can’t remember