Author: joker

Lif is too short

I wonder if the Wright brothers knew how much their invention would take off.

Between me and you there’s lots of words in the dictionary.

Feminism is a broad issue

I’d just like to remind everyone that International Procrastination Day was last week.

I don’t get why my girlfriend always starts conversations with “Are you even listening to me?!”

I saw a sign that said falling rocks so I tried and it doesn’t.

With great power comes great electricity bills.

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof!

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.