Author: joker

“I don’t give myself enough credit”~ Anonymous

I came into a lot of money recently…which is weird, because I usually use a paper towel.

There are two rules for success: 1) Don’t tell all you know.

Einstein finally developed a theory about space, it was about time too!

Technically, the condition of any mirror you buy is “used”.

I’ve read an article about how porn damages your brain and did not understand a thing

I’m no pituitary gland, but I can make a hormone.

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Well if you don’t think I’m a nosy bastard why did you write it in your diary?

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.