Author: joker

This pen that I stole from the bank is off the chain…

Banging a guy with a small dick is just fucking nuts

Masturbation comes in handy.

“Good morning, Urology department. Can you hold?”

I find it breathtaking how some people steal inhalers.

I’m not saying that there is anything wrong with being left handed, I’m just saying, it’s not right.

Sometimes, I put my hands on the floor, tuck my head towards my chest and lean forward……that’s how I roll.

When I found out that my microwave wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked

For the record, my new turntable is great!

I’ve accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles, so my next poop could spell disaster.