Author: joker

My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive.

“Hey, if anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door’s always open.”

A constipated guy walks into a pharmacy and orders something to go…

Speaking of clean jokes, my son just got out of rehab.

Does the name ‘Quasimodo’ ring a bell?

Any bug can hit the windshield, but it takes guts to stick.

Those brother/sister pornos are fucking weird, never once have I called my siblings ‘bro’ or ‘sis’ while we’re having sex

The taste of Soylent Green varies from person to person

They say cow manure comes from males but that’s bullshit.

I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye