Author: joker

One fifth of people are just too tense!

Do dolphins ever get tattoos of 19 year old community college girls?

Flatfootedness has always been my arch nemesis

A sperm bank is the only bank where you make a deposit and lose interest.

Women can’t get enough of my small penis.

I was going to make a belt out of old watches, but I thought, nah, that’s a waist of time.

I was very naive sexually. My first boyfriend asked me to do missionary and I buggered off to Africa for six months.

I named my dog Syndrome, so that when he jumps on people, I can say “Down, Syndrome!”

I’m a nonconformist like all my friends.

Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.