What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m about to change.
Author: joker
How do crazy people go through the forest?
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the physco path.
Someone has been adding soil to my garden
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
When a deaf person sees someone yawn
When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
A blind man walks into a bar
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
I ate a clock yesterday
I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time consuming.
What rhymes with orange?
My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange?” I said: “No it doesn’t”
Why do blind people hate skydiving?
Why do blind people hate skydiving? It scares the hell out of their dogs.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.