Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they’d be Bagels.
Author: joker
Knock knock Quite Horse
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Quiet horse
Quiet horse who?
(In a whisper) Neigh…
Not bragging, but I made six figures last year
Not bragging, but I made six figures last year, so they named me the year’s worst employee at the toy factory.
I’ve just bought a thesaurus but all the pages are blank
A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the village idiot’s residence.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken.
Nobel
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.
What did one hat say to the other?
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
A book on reverse psychology
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do *not* read it!