What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos
Author: joker
Time flies like an arrow
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
Did you hear about the invention of the wheel?
Did you hear about the invention of the wheel? They say it started a revolution.
Like most people my age, I’m 22.
Like most people my age, I’m 22.
Small world, huh?
A duck was standing next to a busy road
I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said “Thanks”
I said “Don’t mention it”
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A: They lactose.
What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?
What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?
A polar bear
I poured root beer in a square glass.
I poured root beer in a square glass.
Now I just have beer.