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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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My father convinced me to donate my organs after I die

My father convinced me to donate my organs after I die. He’s a man after my own heart…

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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I knew my wife was a keeper

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Marriage Jokes, Two Line Jokes
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Difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants

What’s the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station the other one is a busty crustacean.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes
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Two drums and a cymbal

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes
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A talking dog

A dog walks into a bar from the construction site across the street and says “Gimme’ a beer.”

The bartender says “Wow! A talking dog. You should get a job at the circus.”

The dog says “They need bricklayers there?”

Author jokerCategories Animal Jokes, Short Funny Jokes
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Where’s my change

The monk gets his hot dog and pays with a $20 note, but he doesn’t get any money back. So he says: “Hey, where’s my change?” And the vendor says: “Change must come from within.”

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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How do you tell the gender of an ant?

How do you tell the gender of an ant?

Put it in a glass of water. If it sinks its a girl ant. If it floats its buoyant.

Author jokerCategories Animal Jokes
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A Chicken meets James Bond

A Chicken meets James Bond on a train

“What’s your name?” – Chicken

“Bond, James Bond. Yours?”

“Ken, Chic ken”

Author jokerCategories Animal Jokes, Short Funny Jokes
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