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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison… That always gets me.
My girlfriend is always yelling at me
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints.
The police arrested two suspicious men in a car park today
The police arrested two suspicious men in a car park today. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
What do you call a fish with four eyes?
What do you call a fish with four eyes?
A fiiiish.
What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet the koalafications.
What’s white and can’t climb a tree?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.