Q: You had 20 men build your house in two months. How long would it take 10 men to build the very same house?
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A: Zero seconds. The house was already built by the 20 men.
Author: joker
What word do all dictionaries spell wrong?
Q: What word do all dictionaries spell wrong?
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A: Wrong.
What gets quickly wet while drying?
Q: What gets quickly wet while drying?
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A: The towel.
What has three ways out and just one way in?
Question: What has three ways out and just one way in?
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Answer: A T-shirt!
Where does Friday always come before Thursday?
Q. Where does Friday always come before Thursday?
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A: In a dictionary.
What disappears the second you start talking about it?
Q: What disappears the second you start talking about it?
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A: Silence.
How many seconds are there in a year?
Q: How many seconds are there in a year?
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A: Twelve. Second of January, second of February…
How can somebody walk for 8 days without sleeping?
Q: How can somebody walk for 8 days without sleeping?
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A: He sleeps only at night.
What’s a mouse that can walk on two legs?
Perrson 1: What’s a mouse that can walk on two legs?
Person 2: I don’t know.
Person 1: Mickey Mouse. What’s a duck that can walk on two legs?
Person 2: Donald Duck.
Person 1: No, all ducks, you idiot.
What stays in the corner all the time but travels around the world?
Q: What stays in the corner all the time but travels around the world?
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A: Stamps.