Perrson 1: What’s a mouse that can walk on two legs?
Person 2: I don’t know.
Person 1: Mickey Mouse. What’s a duck that can walk on two legs?
Person 2: Donald Duck.
Person 1: No, all ducks, you idiot.
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Perrson 1: What’s a mouse that can walk on two legs?
Person 2: I don’t know.
Person 1: Mickey Mouse. What’s a duck that can walk on two legs?
Person 2: Donald Duck.
Person 1: No, all ducks, you idiot.