Some people prefer their women young and tender; I prefer mine ten and younger.
Deceive them with fake grades
There was a post about a month ago about a kid calling his parents stupid because he was able to deceive them with fake grades.
Some guy replies, “Looks like it runs in the family”.
I was in tears.
There’s 2 types of people in the world
There’s 2 types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
I was so surprised
I was so surprised when the stationary store moved
My girlfriend has this really weird fetish
My girlfriend has this really weird fetish where she likes to dress up as herself and act like a total bitch.
I don’t have a girlfriend
I don’t have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
Am I the only one who realizes
Am I the only one who realizes that blackboards are truly remarkable?
How it was in North Korea
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
Who’s this Rorschach dude
Who’s this Rorschach dude and why is he so good at drawing pictures of my mom beating me?
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.