If at first you don’t succeed
I used to be arrogant
I used to be arrogant but now I’m perfect.
Saying ‘I’m sorry’
“Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying ‘I apologize.’ Except at a funeral.”
This is my step ladder
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
I’m watching my neighbor through the blinds
I’m watching my neighbor through the blinds, he’s so creepy.
I can’t seem to make up my mind about masturbation
I can’t seem to make up my mind about masturbation. I’m torn. You see, on the one hand, it feels good…
On the other hand
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
A joke becomes a dad joke
A joke becomes a dad joke when the punchline is apparent.