I just ordered 2000 lbs of won ton soup.
I made love to my wife for an hour and 5 minutes last night
I made love to my wife for an hour and 5 minutes last night… thanks daylight savings time!
Dark humor is like food
Dark humor is like food, some people don’t have any
I lost all my weed
I lost all my weed in a series of small fires.
I like Roman numerals
I for one like Roman numerals
Parking a single car doesn’t need much space
Parking a single car doesn’t need much space, but parking 200 cars, now that needs a lot…
I only smoke after every meal
To quit smoking, I only smoke after every meal. I am down to 40 meals a day.
How competitive we are
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
My friend was late to our cannibal dinner party
My friend was late to our cannibal dinner party, so I gave him the cold shoulder
Cleavage is like the sun
Cleavage is like the sun. You can look, but don’t stare.. Unless you’re wearing sunglasses.