Top Funny Jokes

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking

The only thing flat-earthers fear, is sphere itself.

I want my tombstone to read: “Told one too many puns, it was a grave mistake.”

I’ve been held back in math class more times than I can count

I didn’t know what to wear to my Premature Ejaculation Society meeting, so I just came in my pants.

I hate spelling errors, because you can mess up just two letters, and your whole post is urined.

Today I learned “Wet Floor” signs are not a request

I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.

The word ‘red’ is found in ‘credible’. Red is incredible.

I often say to myself, “I can’t believe the cloning machine worked!”