You can’t plant flowers if you haven’t botany
Spoiler alert!
Spoiler alert! The milk has been in the fridge for three weeks.
The idea of unsalted almonds
The idea of unsalted almonds is just plain nuts
I can’t wait to get home
I can’t wait to get home and rip off my girlfriends panties, they’re really starting to chaffe my thighs.
I am outstanding in the field
As a scarecrow, people say I am outstanding in the field, but hay, it’s in my jeans!
Boycott shampoo!
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
I once dated a girl who owned a parrot
I once dated a girl who owned a parrot. That crazy thing would never shut up. The parrot was kind of cool, though.
They’re called “baristas”
They’re called “baristas” because “coffee maker” was already taken.
If you can’t be positive
If you can’t be positive, just be double negative
A good steak
A good steak is rare.