Orion’s Belt is just a big waist of space.
Steve Irwin should have worn sun cream
Steve Irwin should have worn sun cream. It protects you from harmful rays.
The guy who was cut off at the ankles
The guy who was cut off at the ankles felt pretty defeeted.
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere…
I started a new job as a tarot reader
I started a new job as a tarot reader, now I’m making a fortune
I dislike the trend
I dislike the trend of people verbing nouns.
If a clown got breast implants
If a clown got breast implants, would they use sillycone?
I’d agree with you
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
You can’t run through a campground
You can’t run through a campground; you can only ran, because it’s passed tents.
No matter how many times other people disappoint you
No matter how many times other people disappoint you, you can always count on your fingers.