Q: What has two legs but cannot walk?
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A: A pair of trousers.
What is dirty after washing?
Q: What is dirty after washing?
A: Your bath water.
How do you fit a giraffe in a refrigerator?
- How do you fit a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open the fridge up and put it in there.
- How do you fit an elephant in the refrigerator?
Open it up, take the giraffe out, and put it in there.
- The king of the jungle calls a meeting. All the animals are there except for one. Which animal is missing?
The elephant because it’s still in the refrigerator.
- There’s a crocodile infested river you have to cross. How do you cross it?
Walk across because the crocodiles are at the lion’s meeting.
What can answer in any language?
What can answer in any language? What can speak without a mouth? What can sing without an ear?
An echo.
What falls down but is never injured?
Q: What falls down but is never injured?
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A: The rain.
A snail on the sidewalk
What’s grey and can’t swim?
Somebody said you sounded like an owl.
A polar bear walks into a bar
My thesaurus arrived yesterday
My thesaurus arrived yesterday, but when I opened it it was blank inside. I have no words to describe how angry I am.