I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover the loss.
I’m starting to understand why a Navy captain always goes down with his ship.
Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”
Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”
Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.”
Where do tampons go?
“Mom, where do tampons go?”
“Where the babies come from, darling.”
“In the stork?”
What’s as big as an elephant but weighs 0 kg?
Q: What’s as big as an elephant but weighs 0 kg?
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A: The elephant’s shadow.
Which hand do you use to wipe your butt?
Prank question:
Which hand do you use to wipe your butt?
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The right one, what an odd question?
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Oh, I simply use toilet paper…
Who eats a lot of iron without getting sick?
Q: Who eats a lot of iron without getting sick?
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A: The rust.
When a child is going to school for the first time, where will it sit?
Q: When a child is going to school for the first time, where will it sit?
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A: Nowhere, it is still going.
How much earth lies in a hole 3 feet deep and 3 feet wide?
Q: How much earth lies in a hole 3 feet deep and 3 feet wide?
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A: None. It wouldn’t be a hole anymore if there were earth in it.
What is at the center of Earth?
What is at the center of Earth?
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An R. (eaRth)
The more he has the less he weighs. What is it?
Q: The more he has the less he weighs. What is it?
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A: Cheese with holes.