Category: One Liners Jokes

Freudian slips happen to the breast of us.

Like most people my age I’m 20 years old

I went to the store to pick up 8 two liters of sprite. I got home and realized I’d picked 7 Up.

I’m addicted to travel but I’m on the road to recovery.

My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter.

I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years, I don’t have 2022 vision.

I wonder if it’s rude for a deaf person to talk with food in their hands.

After dumping his girlfriend, a cannibal wipes his butt.

I received a gift from my psychiatrist, it was shrink wrapped.

One fifth of people are just too tense!