Category: One Liners Jokes

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, my fingers that I can always count on, my head for staying on top of things, my nuts for always hanging in there, and my dick for standing up for me.

In the desert I didn’t see that well, so I died of thirst.

Penultimate is my second favorite word.

I wonder if Jesus ever ate a bunch of crackers and got a bit full of himself.

“Anal?” is such an open ended question.

Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing

So I picked up this girl the other day…

I can’t stand being in a wheelchair.

Fathers are like boomerangs…. I hope

Getting paid to sleep would be a dream job