A guy orders at a bakery, “I’d like 19 buns please.”
The baker suggests, “I think you should take 20, sir.”
“Why?” asks the man, puzzled.
The baker replies, “That way, you would have one more!”
Category: Funny Puns
We’re all sold out
At the movies: “Sorry we’re all sold out down to the last place.”
“Excellent, I’ll have the last place then.”
If I were to choose between dating and eating a soup
If I were to choose between dating and eating a soup – I think I’d rather eat the soup. Not much point in dating it.
What would Bears become without Bees?
What would Bears become without Bees?
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Just ears.
What tea can vary in taste from bitter to sweet?
What tea can vary in taste from bitter to sweet?
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Realitea.
Why do we consider chickens as friendly animals?
Why do we consider chickens as friendly animals?
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Because they lay their eggs instead of throwing them.
It’s always scary when a computer turns into a zombie
It’s always scary when a computer turns into a zombie. It has many mega-bites.
Helium walks into a bar and orders water
Helium walks into a bar and orders water. Bartender apologizes, “Sorry sir but we’re currently out of water.” What does Helium do? It doesn’t react.
Last words of a highly poisonous snake?
Last words of a highly poisonous snake?
“Drat, I bit myself on the tongue!”
A boy ate some coins
A boy ate some coins for fun and his parents took him to the hospital. One hour later the parents asked the nurse how it was going. Apparently, “no change yet.”