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If you threw blue sneakers into the Red Sea

What would happen if you threw blue sneakers into the Red Sea?
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They would get wet.

Author jokerCategories Bad Jokes
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Q: What is blue and smells like red paint?
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A: Blue paint.

Author jokerCategories Bad Jokes
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The tallest piece of furniture

What is the tallest piece of furniture?
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The bookcase. It’s got the most stories.

Author jokerCategories Bad Jokes
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Good news and bad news

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

Michael: The good news.

Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

Author jokerCategories Bad Jokes
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May I disturb you shortly

At work:

Excuse me, may I disturb you shortly?
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Of course, what is it?
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Nothing, I just wanted to disturb you.

Author jokerCategories Bad Jokes, Short Funny Jokes
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What has four legs, one foot and one head?

What has four legs, one foot and one head?
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A bed.

Author jokerCategories Bad Jokes
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Master of fast calculations

“I am a master of fast calculations.”
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“OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?”
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“22!”
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“Ha ha, that’s wrong!”
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“Might be, but it was fast!”

Author jokerCategories Bad Jokes, Short Funny Jokes
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How many times a day do you shave?

Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave?

Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day.

Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy?

Man: No, I’m a barber.

Author jokerCategories Bad Jokes, Short Funny Jokes
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A fish with a missing eye

What would you call a fish with a missing eye?

A fsh, probably.

Author jokerCategories Animal Jokes, Bad Jokes, Funny Puns
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